Toad Relocation Program

It’s time to reinstitute the Toad Relocation Program which had been temporarily discontinued due to lack of problematic toads. Some years there’s a burgeoning toad population here. After a leak under our ancient hot tub, every toad within a fiftymile radius congregated there, formed a community, met, courted, coupled, and made little toads. Once the leak was repaired, the majority moved on. But…